i am stefen, lord of the mochi
grown ass adult / delicious / seattle
obnoxious dickbag who never shuts up.
likes cats, hairless cats, bats, dead things, homestuck, super heroes, artsy fartsy shit, body mods, and making stupid text posts
doesn't like the gender binary or poorly written porn
posts about my gratuitous D/s 'verse are tagged #the 'verse in which dirk is anime horatio caine which is probably the most obnoxious tag to type half a dozen times a day but it's also fucking hilarious so it's okay. and then of course there's my obligatory coffeeshop au tagged #beans and bones.
art tumblr // dA // redbubble
i'm a suspending badass
i'm a pretty princess
for the record, call me mochi. also fuck pronouns i am a delicious rice cake.